Keep on mooning, wankers!

Last night, my cellphone beeped while I was watching the So You Think You Can Dance, the Malaysia version aired on 8TV. Cellphone's screen displayed '1 message received'. I opened my inbox and tadaaa...it's from my friend. The content?

Snippets of our SMSes conversation:

fren :
They* confessed something about you. Hahahaha...

Sumandak:
Huh? Confessed about what? Who are they and what did they say?

fren:
Well, they said they have 'chiaked' you before, discussed 'bout your body and your acts!

Sumandak:
Well, didn't know am that great! Problem is I can't remember their names! It's either their dicks are needle thin or they are lousy fuckers!

fren:
Can't reveal their names. Promised to zip up my mouth. But the way they described your body is partly match ler.

Sumandak:
Means, you believe them issit? Well, thank you for believing the rumours. It's an honour to be the the number one slut in ........... Believe all you want, I don't care.

Fren: Wah, I got scolded for no reason. You angry with me ah?

Sumandak:
Who's not angry if people making up stories about you? Ofkoz hati panas mendidih la... dont worry lar. I'm not mad at you..

Some people are soooo syok sendiri. Well, keep on mooning you jocks! I'm sure you're the type of people who talks about sex all the time, pants over some celebrities on your computer screen, go home and ended up jerking off! I'm sure Mrs. Palmers and her daughters are getting pissed off and sick of you by now!!!!