Honey, who moved my guylashes?

Imagine this scenario..

Hubby:  Honey, have you seen my guylashes? Can't find 'em. Did they sprout some wings and flew? *continues rummaging through the drawer*

Wifey:  Ummm...*muffled voice coming through the bathroom. You see, she's busy applying make-up*

Hubby: Hon?..

Wifey: Ummm..you mean the Shu Uemura ones? It's here. Can I borrow 'em?

Hubby: Yes, of course but not today, honey.  I've got a business proposal presentation this morning.  I need to look absolutely at my best today! Can I have 'em? I'm running late already..

Wifey: *pouts*

Why the imaginary dialogue? Here's why:

Male guylashes, anyone?

and this is the accompanying article, excerpt from the Daily Mail

Rise of the guylashes: Men get to grips with eye grooming

By SADIE WHITELOCKS

We've had guyliner and manscara but now we have the guylashes - false eyelashes for men.

Stars such as Russell Brand, Brandon Flowers and Johnny Depp have encouraged men to dabble in the make-up box but many will be asking if eyelash extensions are a step too far.

Eylure - a brand endorsed by Girls Aloud and stocked in stores across the UK from Boots to Harrods - are selling fake eyelashes for men priced at £4.75 a pair.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056654/Guylashes-Eylures-false-eyelashes-men-guys-grips-eye-grooming.html#ixzz1ccgFk7yW

Ladies, congratulations! You've just acquired yourselves some 'fun' shopping buddies..