Wednesday, August 26, 2009

What's With Men And Their "Kangkang Conquests"??

What’s with men and their ‘kangkang conquests?’ ok, according to urban legend, men think about sex every 6 seconds. Is that true? Well, only men can vouch for that!

So, as it happened, about a week ago, my friends and I went for a karaoke session. As usual, there’d always be unfamiliar faces among the partygoers and you’d be obliged to do the mingling around whatsoever. As the night progressed steadily with over-flowing brandy, the atmosphere was getting more and more ‘lively’. While some were making trips to the toilet (I guess to empty their bursting bladders and guts out down the toilet) I was more than happy doing the singing. while I was singing, one particular guy with a big capital ‘O’ literally written all over him (that’s obnoxious) kept on trying to engage me in conversations. Fine! Talking, that one I can handle but when all the talks were about him and his pussy conquests, I’d rather be talking to the wall!

He kept on barking sentence like, “I’m not wearing underwear. Wanna see it? I can show you. Come on, I know Sabahan girls are good sport lots” my replied, “yeah, we sure are good sport but NOT cheapskate good sport. Just so you know” Then, this Caligula wannabe kept on saying, “I’ve tasted Malaysians, Indonesians, Thais and even China Dolls. As my company constantly makes trips to China, we always ended up in Guang Zhou! I tell you ah, fuhhhh..you’d be treated like a king. Those ‘bah kut tehs’ really make you feel like don’t want to leave the place!” I just ‘angkat sebelah kening’ and continued singing. He kept on rambling and rambling about his sexual escapades and at the same time guzzling glass after glass of brandy.

at one point, he asked me, “eh, let’s go somewhere to have fun. What say you?” I was like, ‘excuse me?’ I don’t want to. If you wanna leave, then you can go.’ Then he’s like ‘eh, what if I pay you? If we end up going to bed together, then so be it. I really like girls your type. Sabahan girls are fun and wild! How much you want, 500? 1000?” I replied, “No thanks. Go take your offer somewhere else. Or save it for your next trips to Guang Zhou. I bet it's value for your money”

To which he replied “hmmm…playing hard to get eh? You know what, I have bedded several Malaysian artists before. Some of them are even willing to be paid 500 a night. I even bed one artist and paid 10,000 bucks for her company.”

Wow, this guy was unbelievable. 10,000? For a night of bed-romp sessions? it must be a 'turbo-jet like' bed breaking sessions! then again, looking at his face, it's enough to make me gag. If it means money, guess that woman must be not too picky. Tired and irritated of hearing him yapping about his ‘kangkang conquests’ I left him and joined the other group.

Talk about ‘I’m in love with myself’ men….

8 comments:

  1. OMG! I would have slapped him if I were you the moment he mentioned about paying you for sex! Such a dickhead!!! And Sabahan girl being easy sport? Haiya! He may have not met a lot of Sabahan girls ya! Eeee... Panas hati saya baca ni..

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  2. ya, a trueblood first class dickhead. i so wanted to slap his face but in the end, i gave him cold treatment instead. this type of thick-skull moron doesn't worth even a second of my time.

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  3. he talked to you like no respect at all? usually guys dont talk about their personal life or whatever the so-called 'conquest'.. seriously.. who would try to pick-up a girl with those lines? only 'posers' act like that..

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  4. i wouldn't know if that's his 'hyde & clyde pissed drunk' double personality but from what i saw, he's an A Class moron!

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  5. not all men la....
    maybe he was a sex mania person, that prick not like tiang letrik la

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  6. Yes it is true, men think about sex every 6 seconds. Actually, more like every second. Until he turns into a father. Or if he is a robot/cyborg. Or if he is an Alpha-male. ha ha ha

    Anyways when he offered you the money you should have replied "no thanks, you better keep the money to go for the HIV treatment". ha ha ha

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  7. dang! i'm trying to imagine his reactions if i told him to save his money for an HIV treatment..

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