a little girl asked her mother, 'how did the human race appear?' the mother answered 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made'
two days later, the girl asked her father the same question. the father answered 'many years ago, there were monkeys form which the human race evolved.'
the confused girl returned to her mother and said 'mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God and dad said they developed from monkey?' the mother answered, 'well, dear, it is very simple. i told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
sex is like a restaurant. sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service!
WHY DOES A WOMAN WANT TO HAVE A HUSBAND?
H - housing
U - understanding
S - sharing
B - buying
A - and
D - demanding
WHY DOES A MAN WANT TO HAVE A WIFE?
W - washing
I - ironing
F - food
E - entertainment
...really? i'll kick my future husband's balls blue black if he thinks that i'm his housekeeper!
NAMES OF WIVES
a man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife ... baby doll
3rd wife ... china doll
2nd wife ... barbie doll
1st wife ... panadol!
why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? to seperate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section..
OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl...(yikes, old fart is sure a pervert!) on their first night, both were crying - why? coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything! (or may be his virility has deserted him eons ago...lol)
make sentence using 'Neither-Nor.' naughty boy students when girls wear tight fitting dresses, 'NEITHER are they comfortable, NOR are we!
woman complaining to dentist: 'it's so painful, i'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.' dentist: 'make up your mind soon, i'll adjust the chair accordingly' (what a kinky dentist!)